Sometimes, I just would NOT get through the day if it weren't for the things that X says, much of which I post to Twitter:
The next time that Jehovah's Witnesses knock, let me answer the door. "Jehovah has told me to ... *cocks Super Soaker squirt gun* ... ELIMINATE THE WITNESSES."
Jodi, I have just discovered something completely useless and irrelevent to your life. Caripae ...
Collecting butterflies is like killing people because you love them.
I think that the guy from The Cure is now more part of the disease rather than the cure.
I mean, it's like killing a confused and lost hobo ... which IS wrong.
Maybe while Miley Cyris is "in hiding" she'll find Osama Bin Laden and everyone will forget about HER for a while.