I. There shall be no set tone for this blog. It may, or may not, include unsuccessful attempts at irony, witless sarcasm, self-deprecating humor (whether intentional or not), a general sense of confusion, wildly flaring moodiness, mindless indifference, surreal points of view, and vague references to substance.
II. The author may take liberties with the facts. Details provided may be insanely distorted and/or misrepresented to suit the author's whim.
III. The parameters outlined in this manifesto are subject to change (and non-change) and really bear no merit at all. This is just an excuse for the author to do as he/she wishes without having to answer, address, or even acknowledge queries from anyone and/or him/herself.
IV. The content of this blog, and of associated blogs, may be abruptly pulled from public view, put back up again, altered, repeatedly taken down and then reshared, and/or any infinite number of possibilities related to such mentioned actions. Basically, what happens in this blog, may not stay in this blog. This ain't Vegas, baby.
V. The author shall maintain his/her level of antisocial behavior and distance from society at large, or even attempt to increase it, by only randomly reading emails, not randomly reading emails, randomly responding to emails, most likely not responding to emails, skimming over emails, or not reading emails at all; by feigning ignorance; by seeming otherwise occupied; and/or by keeping his/her eyes downcast so as not to catch anyone's direct gaze.
VI. This blog is not to be taken seriously. The author is serious about this.
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