Did I just hear somebody laugh? If so, I will hunt you down and beat you with my shoe. The pointy one. Or, theother23's boot. The stinky one.
Anyhow, exhibit A = 1986(? with my brother and sister) = when I was still certain that I would be discovered by a modeling agency. Never mind that I am 5' 5-1/2" and, well, have 2.3% of the necessary qualities that could put me on the catwalk = I am totally working the Linda Evangelista hair.
Exhibit B = 1999 = living on the farm in Cazenovia = why was I modeling for the camera?! = I did really love those knee-high rubber boots.